Thursday, February 01, 2007

By request of Jorel

Since jorel has so kindly tagged in response to my previous post, he shall get his reward!

chanky: rawr i hate you

=)

First off, understatement of the year. When told about this post, he replied:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
oh no.
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
i dun think theres anything good.


Well done jorel!

Now, some of you might have noticed merrill's msn nick, boldly proclaiming that OHNO JOREL IS GAYY!!!!!! Hmm. Just why is this so? Perhaps it has something to do with this quote:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
i tink neo is v cute when he smiles


I think this explains itself.

No one can comprehend the awe-inspiring mind that is chankwokyeongjorel. What goes on in its confines is unknowable. All that we know is that they are constantly preoccupied with churning out random gems like this one:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
WAIT LA THE PAGE LOAFING!!


Indeed.

When jorel has the occasion to be pissed off, irritated or what have you, he instinctively displays his amazing grasp of the english language, spontaneously coming up with new swear words, just like Shakespeare did so long ago!

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
oh my stook

Hmm. 'stook'. What a fascinating word! We first encountered it in class, where apparently he stook some tacks onto the board.

His blog apparently isn't exempt from his genius and oh-so-humble nature as well!

But i shall forgive these kind of people, being such a amazing, caring, kind, considerate, appreciative, magnanimous, forbearing, tolerant, respectful, forgiving, amicable, benevolent, gracious, loving, obliging, thoughtful, lenient, benign, pleasent and nice person. (:

Note the innovative spelling of the word 'pleasant'! I like his audacity at using the word 'benign' as well! As in, benign tumour right? I totally see your logic jorel!

In addition to possessing *ahem* tendencies, jorel also shows another worrying side:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
OMG OMG OMG
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
I <3>

Apparently he has a fetish for anime characters as well! When asked about stalking, jorel replied:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
(:

O_O

His mind also looks to be operating on a different plane of existence from us. His logic is inpeccable.

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
you go my blog
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
then look at ppl who tag my blog
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
):
†tze praise Him! says:
?
†tze praise Him! says:
wad abt it
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
er
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
you never tag!
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
*hates*

As expounded on before, his mind seems to have a different train of thought from the rest of us. Perhaps it was derailed a long time ago, but ANYWAY:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
haf you done ur ss
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
ssay
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
sssssssssssay!
†tze praise Him! says:
on what!?
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
my blog?
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
xD

His skills of deduction are unparalleled anywhere! Look at this:

`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
(n)
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
(y)(n)
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
they're left hands!
`Çhanky; the pie.~* says:
msn <3>

Okay I think that's enough for one night. Note that all this and the quotes in the previous post were compiled in the space of one night. Imagine the horror that's just waiting to be released onto society o.O

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