The guy writing the soccernet gamecasts deserves a medal. At least the guy in charge of the Arsenal vs Chelsea match. I actually prefer his written words than the in-match commentary from ESPN o.O

ITS DAMN FUNNY XD

'No Michael Ballack (injured), Didier Drogba (rested) or Ashley Cole (terrified)'
'Hey we might get another 20 man brawl. That would be ace!!'
'Bouhlarouz clatter into Fabregas and Arsenal have another free kick. Mr Mourinho is not amused.'
'Terry and Adebayor had a little tug at each other there. Naughty, naughty!'
'The camera has just panned to Thierry Henry watching the action rather forlornly from the touchline. He still looks cool though.'

I won't last till the end of the match (gotta go to sleep) but these tidbits have made my day hahahahaha.

Kudos!